Block Stuff
A parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
A spam filter's frustrated rant from the front lines, "Block Stuff" channels the rage of catching spoofed senders, free-gift scams, and complaint-triggering junk all day long. The song breaks down how authentication failures, user complaints, and shady content fast-track senders straight onto blocklists.
3:13
Duration
Intro
(Yeah)
(It's just one of those days)
Verse 1
It's just one of those days when your queues start to back up
Ev'rything is spoofed, ev'ry sender sucks
You don't really know why
But you wanna justify cuttin' someone's feed off
No valid contact
And if you interact, your IP's on contract
Your best bet is to stay away, spoofing fucker
It's just one of those days
Chorus
It's all about the "free gift, claim this" bullshit
I think you better quit lettin' spam slip
Or you'll be landing on a blocklist
It's all about the "free gift, claim this" bullshit
I think you better quit spoofin' that shit
Verse 2
It's just one of those days, trackin' down a spam chain
First user complaint leaves you down the drain
Damn right, I'm the protocol
You better watch your back 'cause I'm blockin' up your program
And if you act up
You're just lucked up, next in line to get locked up
Your best bet is to stay away, spoofing fucker
It's just one of those days
Chorus
It's all about the "free gift, claim this" bullshit
I think you better quit lettin' spam slip
Or you'll be landing on a blocklist
It's all about the "free gift, claim this" bullshit
I think you better quit spoofin' that shit, punk
So come and send it
Bridge
My queues are hit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
'Cause right now, I'm filtering
We've all dealt with spam
And been phished by a scam
All those botnet senders that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a drop rule (Drop rule)
I'll drop your net block (Net block)
And if my queues keep goin' this way
I just might block subnets tonight
I pack a drop rule (Drop rule)
I'll drop your net block (Net block)
And if my queues keep goin' this way
I just might block subnets tonight
I pack a drop rule (Drop rule)
I'll drop your netblock (Net block)
And if my logs keep goin' this way
I just might block your fuckin' face tonight
Turntable scratch
Give me somethin' to block!
Give me somethin' to block!
Just give me somethin' to block!
How 'bout your routing block?
I hope you know I pack a drop rule (What?)
A drop rule (What?)
A motherfuckin' drop rule (What?)
So come and get blocked!!
Chorus
It's all about the "free gift, claim this" bullshit
I think you better quit lettin' spam slip
Or you'll be landing on a blocklist
It's all about the "free gift, claim this" bullshit
I think you better quit spoofin' that shit, punk
So come and send it!
Outro
(Yeah)
(Come and send it)
About This Song
This is a humorous parody of “Break Stuff”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.
Original Credits
Song: “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit
Songwriter: Wes Borland, Sam Rivers, John Otto, Fred Durst
Producer: Terry Date, Limp Bizkit
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI