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Don't Leave Me This Way

A parody of Don't Leave Me This Way by The Communards

This one is for all the recipients clicking on the Spam button instead of Unsubscribing

4:11
Duration
Verse 1
Don't leave me this way
I can't survive
I can't stay alive
If you hit spam, no baby
Verse 2
Don't leave me this way
I can't exist
I will surely miss your proper click
So don't leave me this way
Chorus
Aww, baby, my heart is full of love and respect for you
So scroll on down and do what you've got to do
You didn't ask for this, oh I get that part
But spam complaints just tear my whole world a-part
So scroll on down and satisfy the need in me
Because only unsubscribe can set us free
Verse 3
Don't leave me this way
I don't understand how I'm at your command
So baby please, just don't you leave me this way
Chorus
Aww, baby, my heart is full of love and respect for you
So scroll on down and do what you've got to do
You didn't ask for this, oh I get that part
But spam complaints just tear my whole world a-part
So scroll on down and satisfy the need in me
Because only unsubscribe can set us free
Set us free, set us free, set us free, set us free, set us free
Bridge
one-click unsubscribe, one-click unsubscribe
Don't you mark me spam
No, no
No, no
No, ba-by don't you go
Verse 4
Don't leave me this way
I can't exist
I will surely miss your proper click
So don't leave me this way
Chorus
Aww, baby, my heart is full of love and respect for you
So scroll on down and do what you've got to do
You didn't ask for this, oh I get that part
But spam complaints just tear my whole world a-part
So scroll on down and satisfy the need in me
Because only unsubscribe can set us free
Set us free, set us free, set us free, set us free, set us free
Outro
(Don't leave me this way)
Don't you know by now?
Don't you know by now?
I'm los-ing control…
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About This Song

This is a humorous parody of “Don't Leave Me This Way”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.

Original Credits
Song: “Don't Leave Me This Way” by The Communards
Songwriter: Kenneth Gamble, Leon Huff, Cary Gilbert
Producer: Mike Thorne
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI