I Sent Full Base
A parody of I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry
A confessional pop anthem about the forbidden thrill of blasting your entire subscriber base instead of segmenting by engagement — and the reputation hangover that follows. Covers list hygiene, engagement-based segmentation, and how full-base sends torch sender reputation with mailbox providers.
3:22
Duration
Verse 1
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so bold, “Send” in hand
Lost inhibition
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try it on
New campaign in motion
Caught my attention
Chorus
I sent full base and I liked it
The rush when it left my platform
I sent a mail just to try it
I hope the filters won't block it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Hit send and watched real-time stats spike
I sent full base and I liked it
I liked it
Verse 2
No, I don't even know who'll click
It doesn't matter
You're my complete subscriber base
It boosts conversions
It's not what safe brands should do
Not how they should behave
My mind gets so confused
Hard to behave
Chorus
I sent full base and I liked it
The rush when it left my platform
I sent a mail just to try it
I hope the filters won't block it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Hit send and watched real-time stats spike
I sent full base and I liked it
I liked it
Bridge
We marketers feel magical
Full base, full send, so scalable
Hard to resist that revenue
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, they opted in
Chorus
I sent full base and I liked it
The rush when it left my platform
I sent a mail just to try it
I hope the filters won't block it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Hit send and watched real-time stats spike
I sent full base and I liked it
I liked it
Okay… maybe that wasn’t the smartest move
About This Song
This is a humorous parody of “I Kissed a Girl”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.
Original Credits
Song: “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry
Songwriter: Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin, Cathy Dennis
Producer: Dr. Luke
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI