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Promotions Is the Enemy
An original song by Inbox Senders Club
AlbumClick ThroughTrack 2Marcus has a diagnosis — the Promotions tab is stealing his clicks. His battle plan: plain text, one link, personalized subjects, replies to train Gmail. Real gray-hat tactics, completely wrong target.
3:41
Duration
Verse 1
Forty percent bounced — that's not on me
The spam filters hate me — I can see
But wait — I've found it — I cracked the code
Promotions tab — that's the heavy load
They buried me under Shopping and Deals
That's why nobody opens — nobody feels
Pre-Chorus
I know the problem, I know the cure
Primary inbox — that's for sure
Time to fight—
Chorus
Promotions is the enemy
Stealing my clicks — taking what's meant for me
Promotions is the enemy
Primary tab — that's where I need to be
Promotions is the enemy
Verse 2
No images — keep it plain-text clean
One link only, no tracking machine
Write it like a friend, one-to-one
Personalize the subject — get it done
Ask them to reply — move me to primary
That's the trick — that's my sanctuary
Pre-Chorus
I know the problem, I know the cure
Primary inbox — that's for sure
Time to fight—
Chorus
Promotions is the enemy
Stealing my clicks — taking what's meant for me
Promotions is the enemy
Primary tab — that's where I need to be
Promotions is the enemy
Bridge
Opens gonna spike when I'm in the one
Clicks gonna flow — watch the revenue run
Forget the bounces, forget the complaints
Primary inbox — that's where Marcus reigns
Chorus
Promotions is the enemy
Stealing my clicks — taking what's meant for me
Promotions is the enemy
Primary tab — that's where I need to be
Promotions is the enemy
Outro
Down with Promotions!
Down with Promotions!
Credits
Song: “Promotions Is the Enemy” — Inbox Senders Club
Songwriter: Inbox Senders Club
Producer: Inbox Senders Club
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