RPM (Reputation Per Minute)
An original song by Inbox Senders Club
AlbumStraight Outta the InboxTrack 14Ali G(mail) drops a meditative-then-manic banger about sender reputation, engagement signals, and Feedback Loops, breaking down how consistent warm-up and clean list hygiene make the filters whisper "he stable." Booyakasha-level deliverability wisdom wrapped in kebab-steam metaphors and chain-polish bars.
4:09
Duration
Intro
Close your eyes, fam…
Breathe in… breathe out…
Imagine your sender reputation… rising like steam off a kebab…
Feel da positivity… da alignment… da authentication…
And now… open your eyes…
You ready to boost your RPM, bruv? (booyakasha)
Verse 1
Yo, RPM be me metric of pride
Reputation Per Minute — how me domain glide
Every send me make add a lil' shine
Like polish on me chain — dat sender divine
Good vibes stack up like coins in a game
One minute I’m calm, next minute insane
Me engagement grow steady wid a proper routine
Warm-up locked, content clean, list hygiene
Filters see me moves and dey whisper “He stable”
Not like dem risky senders flippin’ tables
RPM rise when you flow legit
No dodgy blasts, no desperate script (innit)
Ali G(mail) got rhythm in da deliverer’s lane
RPM pumpin’ through me sender’s vein
Chorus
RPM — reputation rise again
Steady as a king wid a golden pen
RPM — every minute me ascend
Ali G(mail) set trends — no pretend (RESPEK)
RPM — keep it smooth, no spam
Craft each line like da lyrical exam
RPM — dat’s da measure I slam
Legend in da inbox — thank you fam (booyakasha)
Verse 2
Yo, me keep me rep tight like a new pair of creps
Every send me do, me double-check steps
No broken links, no trickery ting
No shady footers tryna hide da sting
Me align me headers proper — SPF right
DKIM shining like me teeth at night
Da more consistent me pattern, da higher me score
RPM rise like a lift from the ground floor
Open rates jump like rabbits on a mission
Me click-through buzz like prime-time television
Good vibes feed da system, it reward me flow
Cuz inboxes love authenticity glow (innit)
Reputation stackin’ minute by minute
Ali G(mail) in da booth — pure spirit within it
Chorus
RPM — reputation rise again
Steady as a king wid a golden pen
RPM — every minute me ascend
Ali G(mail) set trends — no pretend
RPM — keep it smooth, no spam
Craft each line like da lyrical exam
RPM — dat’s da measure I slam
Legend in da inbox — thank you fam (RESPEK)
Bridge
Yo… breathe wid me…
Now picture your domain reputation doin’ little push-ups…
One reputation… two reputation…
Growin’ buff like a bodybuilder wid good engagement… (booyakasha)
Verse 3
Yo, RPM be da compass in me digital sea
When it rise, me deliverability free
When it drop, me evaluate what wrong
Fix me cadence, adjust me song
I watch me complaints like a hawk on guard
One tiny spike can hit you hard
But me handle feedback wid classy grace
A gentleman sender wid a yellow face
I prune me list, me build me trust
I send wid honesty — dat’s a must
RPM thrive when you earn respect
Not playin’ games or tryna deflect
Me rep climb high like a drone in breeze
Filters smile soft like “Ali, proceed.” (innit)
RPM be me force, me invisible crown
Ali G(mail) wear it proud — hold it down
Final Chorus
RPM — reputation rise again
Steady as a king wid a golden pen
RPM — every minute me ascend
Ali G(mail) set trends — no pretend (RESPEK)
RPM — keep it smooth, no spam
Craft each line like da lyrical exam
RPM — da metric I jam
Deliverer royalty — that’s who I am (booyakasha)
Outro
And now, fam…
Slowly return to your normal sendin’ state…
Keep ya reputation strong…
Keep ya mind aligned…
Ali G(mail)… bless up.
Credits
Song: “RPM (Reputation Per Minute)” — Inbox Senders Club
Songwriter: Inbox Senders Club
Producer: Inbox Senders Club
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