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SexyTab

Name: SexyTab
Description: If marketers could hear inbox tabs talking, they’d swear it sounds like a taunt... when really, the Promotions tab is just doing its job. It’s not jail; it's just where the mail belongs until the recipient says otherwise.

A parody of SexyBack by Justin Timberlake

If marketers could hear inbox tabs talking, they’d swear it sounds like a taunt... when really, the Promotions tab is just doing its job. It’s not jail; it's just where the mail belongs until the recipient says otherwise.

Inbox Placement Engagement

3:38

Duration

Intro

(Yeah)

(Listen)

Verse 1

I'm the only SexyTab (Yeah)

Promotions tab don't know how to act (Yeah)

You're just a filter, stay behind my back (Yeah)

I’m where they click, you’re just the bloated stack (Yeah)

Take it to the bridge, c'mon (Listen)

Bridge

Dirty Tab (Uh-huh)

You're full of coupons, baby, you’re a slave (Uh-huh)

A graveyard where the offers go to fade (Uh-huh)

It’s just that no one scrolls down your way (Uh-huh)

Take it to the chorus

Chorus

I'm Primary (Go 'head, be gone with it)

You're in the back (Go 'head, be gone with it)

The VIP (Go 'head, be gone with it)

No spam on me (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Let me see what you’re clutterin' with (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Look at those "deals" (Go 'head, be gone with it)

You make me laugh (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Go 'head, trash (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab, ha (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab

Verse 2

I'm the only SexyTab (Yeah)

You "other" folders don't know how to act (Yeah)

Marketers beg for things that you lack (Yeah)

'Cause you're the bin, they gotta skip you fast (Yeah)

Take it to the bridge, ha (Listen)

Bridge

Dirty Tab (Uh-huh)

You're full of coupons, baby, you’re a slave (Uh-huh)

A graveyard where the offers go to fade (Uh-huh)

It’s just that no one scrolls down your way (Uh-huh)

Take it to the chorus, ha

Chorus

I'm Primary (Go 'head, be gone with it)

You're in the back (Go 'head, be gone with it)

The VIP (Go 'head, be gone with it)

No spam on me (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Let me see what you’re clutterin' with (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Look at those "deals" (Go 'head, be gone with it)

You make me laugh (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Go 'head, trash (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab, ha (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab, ha

Breakdown

You ready?

Uh (Yes)

Verse 3

I'm the only SexyTab (Yeah)

Watch how the algorithms all attack (Yeah)

If that's your mail, it's hidden in the stack (Yeah)

'Cause you're the bulk, and that's a cold hard fact (Yeah)

Take it to the chorus, ha

Chorus

I'm Primary (Go 'head, be gone with it)

You're in the back (Go 'head, be gone with it)

The VIP (Go 'head, be gone with it)

No spam on me (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Let me see what you’re clutterin' with (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Look at those "deals" (Go 'head, be gone with it)

You make me laugh (Go 'head, be gone with it)

Go 'head, trash (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab, ha (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab (Go 'head, be gone with it)

I'm the Primary tab

Outro

Enjoy the Promo tab, loser.

You’re filtered.

I’m the real inbox.

SexyTab.

About This Song

This is a humorous parody of “SexyBack”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.

Original Credits

Song: “SexyBack” by Justin Timberlake

Songwriter: Justin Timberlake, Timothy Mosley, Nate Hills

Producer: Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Danja

Parody Work

Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI

Music: AI