Spam Suey!

Name: Spam Suey!
Description: A high-energy anthem about the four pillars of inbox placement — SPF authentication, IP warmup, list hygiene, and sender reputation — delivered from the perspective of a sender frustrated by landing in the Promotions tab. The song drives home that trust is earned through technical setup and clean lists, not self-righteous campaigns.

A parody of Chop Suey by System of a Down

A high-energy anthem about the four pillars of inbox placement — SPF authentication, IP warmup, list hygiene, and sender reputation — delivered from the perspective of a sender frustrated by landing in the Promotions tab. The song drives home that trust is earned through technical setup and clean lists, not self-righteous campaigns.

Authentication Warmup Reputation Spam Filters

3:03

Duration

Intro

We're rolling campaigns

Verse 1

Warm up (Warm up)

Check the SPF and fix the setup

Scrub the list to clear away the blocklist

Why'd you end up in the promo label?

Here you go, your sender score's unstable, you wanted to

Check the SPF and fix the setup, you wanted to

Scrub the list to clear away the blocklist, you wanted to

Why'd you end up in the promo label? You wanted to

Chorus

I don’t think you TRUST

In my SELF-RIGHTEOUS CAMPAIGN!

I CRY when EMAILS deserve to FLY!

Verse 2

Rah, warm up (Warm up)

Check the SPF and fix the setup (A little bit)

Scrub the list to clear away the the blocklist

Why'd you end up in the promo label?

Here you go, your sender score's unstable, you wanted to

Check the SPF and fix the setup, you wanted to

Scrub the list to clear away the blocklist, you wanted to

Why'd you end up in the promo label? You wanted to

Chorus

I don’t think you TRUST

In my SELF-RIGHTEOUS CAMPAIGN!

I CRY when EMAILS deserve to FLY!

In my SELF-RIGHTEOUS CAMPAIGN!

I CRY when EMAILS deserve to FLY!

Bridge

Filter, filter, filter, filter

Filter, into your hands I give you my email

Filter, into your hands

Why have you rejected me?

With your rules, rejected me?

With your rep', rejected me?

In the spam, rejected me? Oh

Chorus

TRUST in my SELF-RIGHTEOUS CAMPAIGN!

I CRY when EMAILS deserve to FLY!

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Covered Topics

Authentication Warmup Reputation Spam Filters

Glossary Terms

SPF DKIM DMARC ARC BIMI MTA-STS IP Warming Dedicated IP IP Reputation Domain Reputation Sender Score Blocklist Spam Trap Greylisting Complaint Rate

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About This Song

This is a humorous parody of “Chop Suey”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.

Original Credits

Song: “Chop Suey” by System of a Down

Songwriter: Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian

Producer: Daron Malakian, Rick Rubin, Serj Tankian

Parody Work

Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI

Music: AI