Every Mail You Make
A parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police
A haunting cautionary tale told from the perspective of the spam filter itself, watching every authentication failure, scraped list, and faked header that erodes sender reputation. The song delivers a chilling lesson on why DMARC enforcement, list hygiene, and honest sending practices are the only path back from the blocklist.
4:21
Duration
Verse
Every mail you make
And every rule you break
Every list you scrape, every path you take
I'll be blocking you
Verse
Every single day
If your DMARC’s gray
Every trap you spray, every price you pay
I'll be blocking you
Chorus
Oh, can't you see?
The inbox isn't free
How your rating breaks
With every risk you take
Pst-Chorus
Every mail you make
And every rule you break
Every header you fake, for your own sake
I'll be watching you
Bridge
Since you slipped, you’ve been fading without trace
Night after night, all your sends just misplace
You look around, but your trust I can’t replace
Signals go cold, no return to this space
You keep crying, unblock, unblock, please
Chorus
Oh, can't you see?
The inbox isn't free
How your rating breaks
With every risk you take
Post-Chorus
Every mail you make
And every rule you break
Every header you fake, for your own sake
I'll be wat-ching you
Every mail you make, every path you take
I'll be watching you
Outro
I'll be watching you
(Every mail you make, every rule you break)
(Every list you scrape, every path you take)
I'll be watching you
(Every single day, if your DMARC’s gray)
(Every trap you spray, every price you pay)
I'll be watching you
(Every mail you make, every rule you break)
(Every header you fake, for your own sake)
I'll be watching you
(Every single day, if your DMARC’s gray)
(Every trap you spray, every price you pay)
I'll be watching you
(Every mail you make, every rule you break)
(Every list you scrape, every path you take)
I'll be watching...
About This Song
This is a humorous parody of “Every Breath You Take”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.
Original Credits
Song: “Every Breath You Take” by The Police
Songwriter: Sting
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI