Postmaster of Puppets
A parody of Master of Puppets by Metallica
A thrash-metal warning shot from the perspective of the algorithms watching your every send, this track personifies Google Postmaster Tools and ISP filters as the unforgiving overlords of sender reputation. It covers how snowshoe patterns, volume spikes, and ignored signals build your own blocks — one ramp violation at a time.
5:45
Duration
Verse
End of sending days, reputations fray
I’m the gate of self-destruction
IPs filled with fear, draining signal clear
Building out your own obstruction
Refrain
Test me, you will see
Blocks are what you need
Dedicated to
How I’m stopping you
Pre-Chorus
Come crawling faster
Obey the postmaster
Your reach burns faster
Obey the postmaster, master
Verse
Snowshoe through the night, never set it right
Patterns make your lies much clearer
Volume overdose, signals decompose
Feeds the filters growing meaner
Refrain
Test me, you will see
Blocks are what you need
Dedicated to
How I’m stopping you
Pre-Chorus
Come crawling faster
Obey the postmaster
Your reach burns faster
Obey the postmaster, master
Chorus
Postmaster, Postmaster, Postmaster
Postmaster, postmaster
Where’s the inbox you were after?
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at your sends
Outro
Block me
About This Song
This is a humorous parody of “Master of Puppets”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.
Original Credits
Song: “Master of Puppets” by Metallica
Songwriter: James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI