... And Opt In For All
A parody of ... And Justice For All by Metallica
I made a hundred versions of this one but could never got the chorus right. As always, to avoid having something really weird, I decided to switch to a different style so it sound less awkawrd... Apologies for that. Too bad, I was satisifed with the lyrics.
4:50
Duration
Verse 1
Lists of e-mails bought unseen, spammers sending
Filters block you at the door, bounces trending
Sen-der score will hit the floor, hard bounce rate
G-D-P-R will ruin you, zero opens
Pre-Chorus
The agony of blacklisting
Destroying your delivery
I can't believe the spam you send
I can't believe, I can't believe the rules
You bend, nothing will send through
Chorus
Consent is lost! Consent is faked! Consent is gooone!
Buying cold lists! Damage is done!
Hitting spam traps! Spamming them all!
One only truth... A real... Opt-in!
Verse 2
Never asked to get this mail, no permission
Feedback loops record the strikes, now you're blocked out
Complaint rates hit the roof again, trust is gone
Just who are you? They do not know, marked as spam
Pre-Chorus
The agony of blacklisting
Destroying your delivery
I can't believe the spam you send
I can't believe, I can't believe the rules
You bend, nothing will send through
Chorus
Consent is lost! Consent is faked! Consent is gooone!
Buying cold lists! Damage is done!
Hitting spam traps! Spamming them all!
One only truth... A real... Opt-in!
Verse 3
Cold lists poison your domain, Brand assassin!
Huge complaint rates seal your fate, straight to junk bin!
You try to change your sending name, fake appeal
Where is the source? You cannot tell, none are real
[Pre-Chorus]
The agony of blacklisting
Destroying your delivery
I can't believe the spam you send
I can't believe, I can't believe the rules
You bend, nothing will send through
Final Chorus
Consent is lost! Consent is faked! Consent is gooone!
Buying cold lists! Damage is done!
Hitting spam traps! Spamming them all!
One only truth... A real... Opt-in!
About This Song
This is a humorous parody of “... And Justice For All”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.
Original Credits
Song: “... And Justice For All” by Metallica
Songwriter: James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett
Producer: Flemming Rasmussen, James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI