Soft Bounce

Name: Soft Bounce
Description: Song requested by Ariane J. and Yann T. I hope they'll enjoy.

A parody of Sexbomb by Tom Jones

Song requested by Ariane J. and Yann T. I hope they'll enjoy.

Bounce Management

3:47

Duration

Intro

Oh, server

Yeah, ooh, yeah

Huh, check the retry queue

Verse 1

Rate on me, server, keeping limits tight

Greylisting to see me wait through the night

Aim, hit the queue, I'm routing right

I kinda like the way you fight

[whispered] (And I love the way you fight)

Now you check the M-T-A I use

But four-two-one just gives me blues [spoken] (Well)

So, I can't deny or lie 'cause you're

Just making me wait at your door [spoken] (You know what you are, you are a)

Chorus

Soft bounce, soft bounce, it's a soft bounce [spoken] (Uh, huh)

You defer it on me, tell me I must wait along [spoken] (Send it to me)

Soft bounce, soft bounce, it's a soft bounce

But, server, I'll be back around

[sung] (Server, I'll be back around)

Post-Chorus

You know what you're doing to my queue, don't you? [spoken] (Ha-ha)

I know you do

Verse 2

Now don't get me wrong, my traffic's doing no harm [spoken] (No)

These mails are golden, so let me route them far

I'm a known sender, come let me step inside [spoken] (Ow)

Throttled, nowhere to hide [spoken] (Let me in, darlin')

Make me delay, although you know

The host to ping, to route me slow [spoken] (Slow, baby)

And, yes, I must submit to rules of those

Who say my sender rep is bad [spoken] (Huh, huh, Huh)

Chorus

Soft bounce, soft bounce [spoken] (Well), it's a soft bounce

You defer it on me, tell me I must wait along

Soft bounce, soft bounce [spoken] (Yeah), it's a soft bounce [spoken] (Huh)

But, server, I'll be back around [spoken] (Back around, darlin')

Soft bounce, soft bounce [spoken] (Ah-ah), it's a soft bounce [spoken] (Soft bounce)

You defer it on me, tell me I must wait along

Soft bounce, soft bounce, it's a soft bounce

But, server, I'll be back around [spoken] (Ha-ha-ha)

Bridge

You can give me four-two-ones, messing up my score [spoken] (Yeah)

You can keep connections pending at the door

You can make my traffic stall [spoken] (Uh, uh)

And I will stay inside the retry queue because you're mine

Interlude

[spoken] Ouch

[spoken] Soft bounce

[spoken] Oh, server

Chorus

Soft bounce, soft bounce, it's a soft bounce

And you defer it on me 'cause my volume is too loud [spoken] (No, no)

Soft bounce, soft bounce [spoken] (Well), it's a soft bounce

But, server, I'll be back around [spoken] (Back around)

Outro

But, server, I'll be back around [spoken] (Back around)

Server, I'll be back around [spoken] (Back around)

Ooh, server, I'll be back around [spoken] (Back around)

Server, I'll be back around, ooh

Server, I'll be back around

Well, server, I'll be back around

About This Song

This is a humorous parody of “Sexbomb”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.

Original Credits

Song: “Sexbomb” by Tom Jones

Songwriter: Mousse T., Errol Rennalls

Producer: Mousse T.

Parody Work

Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI

Music: AI